today!
i was asked out by
rayna! and followed by nicholas!
to their church!
i mean my ex-church.
to celebrate easter..
HAPPY EASTER DAY!!!!
EASTER HAVE ALOT OF CHOCOLATE RABBITS and EGGS??
why rabbits and eggs can any one answer me?
WHY NOT PIGS? DOGS? HAMSTER? CATS? BIRDS? DINOSAUR!!!!!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!! T_T
ivan Q : is easter spelled like that??
A : i think so..
nvm ignore it~
today i will just show Pictures and craps hahas!
TIRED!!!
i dont want to blog till 5am again ><
DAMN TIRED LORH! hee..
readers must continue supporting my blog kie!
some zi lian pictures LOLS
ME, BEFORE GOING OUT!
ME, BEFORE WAXING HAIR!
ME, AFTER WAXING HAIR!
ME, SUPER DAMN HUNGRY AND FINISH IT CLEAN WITHIN 3MINSMY BREAKFAST AT SUNTEC AT 1 OR 2 PM
AND THE REST OF THE PICTURES
WAS TAKEN IN THE TOILET!
YES!VERY ZI LIAN
I KNOW
THANKS FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT
REALLY APPRECIATE IT
last but not least!
MY NEW CHARM!!!
SO KAWAIII NEHH!!!
someone special gave it to me!
its a good luck charm in studies!
i think if i didnt remember wrongly
or my chinese really fail.
but cannot be! i passed!
and i got a b4 in Olvl
=.= i know its nothing to be proud of =.=
hahas!
alright! its getting late!
takecare and goodnight!
lets say byebye!
alright alright
lets share something funny first before i sleep
i got this mail super cool too!
READ IT!
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
__________
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
__________
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
__________
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
__________
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
__________
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
__________
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
__________
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
__________
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
__________
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
__________
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
__________
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
__________
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
__________
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
MY NEW CHARM!!!
SO KAWAIII NEHH!!!
someone special gave it to me!
its a good luck charm in studies!
i think if i didnt remember wrongly
or my chinese really fail.
but cannot be! i passed!
and i got a b4 in Olvl
=.= i know its nothing to be proud of =.=
hahas!
alright! its getting late!
takecare and goodnight!
lets say byebye!
alright alright
lets share something funny first before i sleep
i got this mail super cool too!
READ IT!
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
__________
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
__________
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
__________
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
__________
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
__________
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
__________
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
__________
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
__________
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
__________
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
__________
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
__________
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
__________
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
__________
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
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